The KiddChris Show - where the socially unacceptable are accepted. Full Bio
05/15/2025 - Fiddy One
John Matarese joins KiddChris and Sara to talk about Gold prices are very high ($3200 an ounce), and people can make money selling old gold jewelry. An average thin gold chain is worth about $400.
There is also a VIN swapping scam where thieves sell stolen cars with swapped VIN plates, particularly targeting sales on platforms like Facebook Marketplace.
There was a Pete Rose ceremony at a Cincinnati Reds game, though getting into the stadium was difficult for some fans. The New York Post reportedly referred to Pete Rose as a "Phillies great" and didn't mention the Reds, despite the Reds honoring him extensively.
The Reds have been struggling recently and KiddChris and Sara talk about it with The Seg Man.
It is KiddChris’ 51st birthday, and he received gifts including snacks and gift cards.
Sara has a strange story was shared about a man found naked in a tool shed display at a Lowe's store.
05/14/2025 - Pete, Puppet, and Penrose
KiddChris and Sara discuss the recent news of Pete Rose being reinstated by Major League Baseball and the possibility of him getting into the Hall of Fame, noting that some predicted this would happen after he died.
There was coverage of the upcoming Pete Rose Night at the Reds game, including the jersey giveaway, gate opening time, and pregame ceremony. Conversation touched on Pete Rose's character flaws (like gambling addiction and personal conduct) versus his accomplishments as a player.
News about P. Diddy, and a strange story about a robbery at a Dollar General robbery. And some great TALKBACKS that spawn the return of SARA PUPPET!
A significant portion featured the "Can I Sue?" segment with Stuart W. Penrose, where legal questions from listeners were answered, including questions about old warrants, being fired due to health issues, and legal cases involving assault and child endangerment.
05/13/2025 - Puma!
KiddChris and Sara talk about the extensive coverage of P. Diddy/Puff Daddy, talking about the alleged behavior with girlfriends and gay escorts.
The show features a game where listeners identify Atari theme songs to win tickets to see the band Offspring. Can you identify these themes?? No it's not DUCK HUNT.
There is a story about a man in Iraq who was killed by his pet lion?! A neighbor reportedly intervened by shooting the lion. KiddChris STILL wants a pet puma.
05/12/2025 - Nacho Pants
KiddChris and Sara discussed their weekend activities, including attending or missing the Sonic Temple festival, watching a scary movie called "Clown in a Cornfield", and dealing with daughters learning to drive. They shared a news story about a lunch lady named Jenna Woodworth in San Antonio who was charged with a felony for an inappropriate relationship with a student, allegedly occurring in a school closet and involving a school vehicle. They covered wrestling news, including the death of Terry Brunk (Sabu), to Billy Jack Haynes from Dark Side of the Ring. Upcoming summer concerts were highlighted, featuring acts like Breaking Benjamin, Stain, Masters of the Mic (Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick, Warren G), and many others coming to Hard Rock Casino and Riverbend. Another news story discussed a domestic disturbance in Florida where nachos were allegedly shoved down someone's pants. A sad audio clip about how quickly people are forgotten after death was shared, leading to a discussion about living for oneself and the impact of loss. Mental Health Awareness Month (May) was mentioned, coinciding with KiddChris's birthday.
05/09/2025 - Bless These Tootsies
KiddChris and Sara discussed the firing of radio personality Kathy Romano from the ‘Preston and Steve Show’ in Philadelphia after 22 years, lamenting the cutthroat nature of the radio industry and the impact on the show and its listeners. A major topic was the election of a new Pope, Leo the 14th, formerly Robert Provost, from Chicago, noting he is the first American pope and discussing details about his background and the papal election process. The show featured live check-ins with a personality named Shroom and Angry Rodney who were delivering cookies to listeners for Mother's Day. Parenting was discussed, specifically Tom Brady's regret over his roast appearance due to upsetting his children and ex-wife. KiddChris and Sara talked about their personal social media use and dealing with unwanted friend requests or tags from colleagues.
05/08/2025 - Cartoon Head
We start off with John Matarese providing updates on scams and price hikes. Mother's Day flower prices are increasing due to tariffs on imported cut flowers; buying potted plants grown in the US can help avoid this. A specific scam discussed is a "double fishing scam" impersonating PayPal and DocuSign.
Sara brings up a lawsuit against Burger King by customers claiming false advertising regarding the size of the Whopper. KiddChris and Sara playback some listener talkbacks and voicemails, and KiddChris talks about returning to making prank calls to other radio stations. Music played includes a song called "Teenage Lover" by the band Brute Force, noted for its creepy lyrics. There is a discussion about the death of Deputy Larry Henderson, who was directing traffic while volunteering for a graduation. Topics also include buying cars online, car maintenance issues, and the use of robot servers in restaurants and driverless cars/taxis.
05/07/2025 - Pet Crackoon
KiddChris and Sara discussed movies they've seen, including Drop, Rosario, and Terrifier 3, noting jump scares and formulaic elements in some horror films. They talked about awkward movie moments experienced with parents when younger, like watching Titanic, Saw, or Trading Places. Sara has a strange incident reported in Columbus where a police officer found a raccoon with a glass meth pipe in the driver's seat of a woman's car. The "Can I Sue" segment with Stuart W. Penrose covered topics like lawsuits related to social media fights, a bullet found in a garage, HIPAA violations by an insurance company, issues with getting paid for auto repairs, and the ongoing legal situation involving a father who ran over and killed a sheriff's deputy after his son was shot. Stuart W. Penrose's law practice, Manilo Law Group, handles areas like auto accidents, DUI, and bankruptcy.
05/05/2025 - Wigs and Short Hairs
KiddChris and Sara chat about a chaotic weekend in Cincinnati, including rain, graduations, and serious incidents like a police officer being fatally run over. This incident was expected to make national news. They talked about the difficulties and dangers faced by police officers. KiddChris says, Cinco de Mayo is a "racist holiday"!!!! They recounted a prank call made a year prior using a host's voice ("Sarah Bot 3000") to prank a sales colleague. The upcoming Real ID deadline (May 7th) was a topic, with anticipation of chaos and delays at airports and BMVs. KiddChris is excited for the TikTok videos of the anger! Target is limiting self-checkout kiosks to 10 items or less, reportedly to combat theft. Other stores like Walmart, Dollar General, and Five Below are also implementing similar self-checkout limits. KiddChris avoids going inside stores due to fear from watching TikTok videos of fights, opting for online ordering and car pickup instead. KiddChris shares a story from a wrestling podcast about how wrestler Danny Hodge would "wrestle" bears by pulling hairs from their rear end to make them submit.
05/02/2025 - 976 GUTS
KiddChris spent the night at his former partner's house with his daughters and felt uncomfortable, missing his apartment's cold temperature and bed. He was wearing clothes suitable for a beer league basketball game because his other clothes were at his apartment. He Sara has the story about James Faring, a 50-year-old man who won $167 million from a scratch-off ticket, gave half to his mom, but was later arrested in Florida for being drunk, getting into a fight, and kicking a police officer. KiddChris admitted he is scared of scratch-off tickets and doesn't know how to gamble or play games. A strange road rage incident in Philadelphia where a woman defecated on a car hood was mentioned, with footage supposedly available on KiddChris.com Old TV commercials from the 90s were discussed, specifically the "Miss Cleo DNA test" psychic hotline and a "976 Guts" pickup line hotline advertised during Headbangers Ball. Recent arrests related to a human trafficking ring operating out of two massage parlors (Tiger Spa and Sunny Spa) in Warren, Ohio, were discussed. Eight women managers were charged with confining and forcing Korean women into sex acts by holding their passports and IDs. Mug shots and aliases of the charged women (many older, 56-75) were mentioned.
05/01/2025 - Shoesless
John Matarese from WCPO talks about the unstable economy and how people are cutting back on airline travel, leading to lower airfares but increased fees for things like checked bags and overhead bins. Tips and annoyances about packing for travel are shared, including packing layers to avoid suitcase space and people who overstuff overhead bins. The popularity of "Buy Now Pay Later" (BNPL), especially criticizing its use for small purchases like fast food via Door Dash, calling it "stupid" and a way to get into debt.
Sara has a news story is recounted about a 7-year-old driving his 5-year-old sibling over 10 miles in the middle of the night to get McDonald's, damaging the mother's car.
Details are shared about Andrew Dice Clay coming to town, with the host recounting his difficult but interesting past interactions with him.
Country Jeff the Drunk Drifter calls in, discussing giving rum to his fish and getting free clothes by going “shoesless”.
KiddChris expresses “disappointment” at not being nominated for the Radio Hall of Fame and discusses some of the nominees.