Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also today: Gina's hashbrown casserole faces the Wheel of Casserole Taste Test, a delivery driver comes upstairs to spin the wheel and wins a $50 Amazon gift card, a woman finds a cow tooth in her taco, a gas war drops prices below a dollar a gallon, and Greg's Lost and Found Journal features a broken bed, Stonehenge, and compliments that never got returned. Plus the headlines: Apu returns to The Simpsons with a new voice, the "Office Space" actor has died at 78, how a calf injury could have led to blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs, and the World Series is set — Rays vs. Brewers.

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Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Therapy,' the wedding venue that kept $16K after the groom died and then countersued the fiancée, and new questions about whether O.J. had help covering up the '94 murders.

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Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Therapy,' the wedding venue that kept $16K after the groom died and then countersued the fiancée, and new questions about whether O.J. had help covering up the '94 murders.

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This week's Saturday special is dedicated to Menace's dog Churro, who passed away — and the room gets real about pet grief, with Morgan and Jeff opening up about their own recent losses. Then it's the week's best: Gina's scorching hot take that she wouldn't care if her husband got a "happy ending" at a massage parlor (the room did NOT agree), Tobey Maguire officiating his ex's wedding, the $5 million question — would you take it if your worst enemy got $10 million? — and Sammi's pure joy over rummage sale deals. Plus this week's secret emoji code: the purple demon.

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The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts.

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The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts.

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The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts.

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